«Bob 33»
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I think I'll share a bit more of myself with you nice people. Things that affect me and that have made me who I am today.

I grew up with my parents. My mom would always sing these sad old 50's and 60's country tunes to me when I was young and then my dad would blast AC-DC and billy squire and Zep. on the stereo no and then. At that age I was scared shitless of "Whole Lotta Love". I was never really into the metal/hard rock scene cuz all I knew of was glam crap that turned me away. So my friend Jeff and I would listen to whatever was on MTV and not really care about music cuz we were busy with bikes and skateboarding.

I once ran into this guy who had a Metallica sticker on his board and I started ranting on about how I heard "they were Satanic!" and just totally putting down Metal, not knowing that Metallica would be the very band to change my life.

Jeff and I were riding to the Ramona skating rink (the one we sometimes play at) with my mom's band's guitarplayer, who's an old school metalhead now playing Country. He popped in "Master Of Puppets" and started blasting "Disposable Heros" and Jeff and I were like "Holy Shit!!! this rocks!" and we were hooked! From then on, I was a metal head, and I had to be Lars Ulrich.

I was never really a trouble maker and far from rich or popular in Jr.High, or liked by hardly anyone cuz I could'nt afford the new "Nike Air Jordans" and trendy gear that everyone else wore. It was quite depressing and thankfully Nirvana was there to hold my hand through most of it. They seemed to me like a whole other side to music. An elixer to stop the pain that I felt for not being good enough for my peers. My first band I started with Nick Clark And Chuk O. Bass was in Jr. High and was mostly covering Nirvana songs and that lasted until we were good enough to write our own decent songs. Then we got Dave Alm to sing for us. Up untill the last shows of the P.O.E., we would break out a Nirvana tune. I really cant put into words the pain I felt when Kurt died. I just wish I could have told him thank you.

Highschool started and for some reason I was popular cuz I was in a band and had flannel shirts up the ass. the same people that teased me to death about my long hair so bad that I cut it all off to get away from them. The same cocksuckers that took off my boots in the middle of winter in grade school and left me barefoot in the freezing snow thought that they'd be my friend now. And after I had all these friends I realized that I did'nt want them for friends cuz they're still cocks to all the others and I dont want any ties with them. I didn'nt start a band to gain exceptance or popularity! I want nothing to do with them. I dont even use them as victems in song lyrics! They're not worth it. the only person tied into my music I've made with anyone else was lyrically written by Nick Clark in the P.O.E. A nice little ditty called "P.C." It's about this cocky Jock wanna-be who thinks he's the shit that got something stolen from him that was quite valuable to him for partial revenge for the torment over the years. The meaning of "P.C." "the person. the stolen article." and thats the only clue I'll give you. So no inspirations have come from any assholes yet, but maybe someday....

As Metallica started getting mellower, I turned to the likes of Pantera, Primus, Def Tones, Faith No More, Sepultura, Soulfly, Morbid Angel, and even some Garbage, Dave Mathews Band, and other odd mellow shit that was out there. I also dig the local Punk stuff around here, cuz the shows are fun and they have alot of fun jamming out live. So anyway, those are my favorite bands right now.

Up until I was about 17, I didn't have my own drum kit. The kit I have now was a gift from my dad, but befor that I would jam out on boxes and skateboards and desks. Sad. When I started a band with Nick I just used his from 7th grade until about 10th. I cant really decide if I should continue to play my kit the way I currently have it set up or if I should chop it down to a 4pc kit. I feel that as a drummer, I play alot better on a small kit cuz I'm not overwhelmed with options and I can stay focused for better performance, BUT yet I also feel limited without as many colors and sounds and my technique will fall behind. So if you see mr with a small drum kit then you know how I'm feeling. I've been taught by everyone I've heard. Lars Ulrich, Danny Carey, Neil Pert, Carter Beauford, Igor Cavalara, Pete Sandoval, Dave Grohl, Tim "Herb" Alexander,and Vinnie Paul to name a few. Many different kits and styles/Techniques listed there. I'd like to tip my hat to them and say thanx for the help and inspiration throughout the years. Also I'd like to say "Fuck Yeah!" to Les Claypool, Max Cavalara, and Alex Newport. Their souls can never be filled with too much passion for music.

Also I'd like to thank God for finally blessing me with a car that runs!!! And thanks to My Girl, Heather, of 5 yrs and 5 months for lending her car to us to get our gear to shows when I was immoble and taking me to rehearsal. Thanx and I love you.

Oh yeah! Fuck Brain up the ass, and if Axl's in the way, then move him! Thats about it. Sorry!

Bob "33" Keys